A little old lady enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously unstable on her feet,
she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it with white knuckles for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk,
"Dooo youuuuu have dilllldoooos?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes madam we do have dildos.
Actually we carry many different models."
The old dear then asks: "Dooooooo youuuuu carrrryy aaaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong
aaadd aabboutt ttwooo inchnesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries"?
The clerk responds, "Why yes madam we do..."
"Dddoooo yyoouuu kknnnooww hhhoww ttooo ttturrrnn iittt offff?"........
Hoo Roo
My Avatar photo: How my youngest granddaughter Brydie 8 sees her Pa through the lens of her 'Barbie' Camera......
'Without Going You Get No Where'....written across the rear of my Jayco Caravan.
What a Classic
Blues man.
Even I laughed at that one .
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