A Geordie golfer and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The Geordie said to the dentist, "Doc I'm in one hell of a hurry."
"I have two mates sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic,
I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!
We have 10am tee time at the best golf club in town and its 9.30 already.....I don't have time for the anaesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, Pet, and show him".................
Hoo Roo
My Avatar photo: How my youngest granddaughter Brydie 8 sees her Pa through the lens of her 'Barbie' Camera......
'Without Going You Get No Where'....written across the rear of my Jayco Caravan.
Blues man.
