SMS Received......

Hi Bob,

This is Alan next door. I'm sorry neighbour, but I have a confession to make to you.

I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face

but I am at least now telling in text as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing...

The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around

In fact, probably more than you, particularly in the mornings, after you've left for work.

I havn't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know.

I can no longer live with the guilt and hope you will accept my sincerest apologies.

My wife has known for some time now, and I've promised her it won't happen again.

Regards, Alan.

Bob feeling extremely anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom grabbed his revolver,

and without a word, shot his wife in the head, killing her instantly....

He returned to the lounge where he poured himself a stiff Bundy and sat down on the sofa, as if in a trance..

He took out his phone to respond to the neighbour's text and saw he had another message:-

Hi Bob,

This is Alan next door again.

Sorry about the slight typo on my last text, I expect you worked it out...

Anyway, but as I'm sure you noticed, my predictive text changed 'WiFi' to 'Wife'....

Hope you saw the funny side of that.....

Kindest Regards, Alan.

Hoo Roo