<I only recently saw this site and am having a ball posting a few of my favourites I've heard round the camp fire>..trust you enjoy...this is not risque'

A Scottish couple took in an 18 year old girl as a lodger.

The girl asked if she could take a bath, but the woman of the house told het they don't have a bath, although if she wanted to she could use a tin bath in front of the fireplace.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts", she said.

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed.

She was surprised to see that the lass didn't really have any pubic hair.

She mentioned this to her husband when he came home.

He didn't believe her, so she said:"Next Monday when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden,

and I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself."

So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed the wife asked "Do you shave"?

"No" replied the girl I've just never grown much hair down there..Do you have hair?"

"Oh Yes", said the woman and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl she was very generously endowed in the hair department...

Very generously indeed ..almost to the point of scary endowed....

The lass finished her bath and went to bed.

Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked.."Well did you see it"?

"Yes", he said but why the hell did you have to show her yours?"

"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said "You've seen it often enough before".

"I know", he said, "but the whole bloody darts team hadn't!".......

Hoo Roo