Ozzie  aged 92 and Nola age 89, living on the Gold Coast, are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss their wedding plans and on the way pass a substantial Pharmacy...and Ozzie suggests they go in...

Ozzie addresses the Pharmacist behind the counter:

'Are you the Owner?"

The Pharmacist answers "Yes"

Ozzie: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication"?

Pharmacist: "Of course we do".

Ozzie: "How about medicine to improve  circulation."?

Pharmacist: "All kinds"

Ozzie: "What about medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Ozzie: "And how about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet mate"...

Ozzie: Medicine to assist with memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist:" Yes, a large variety...The works mate"

Ozzie: "what about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease and everything for heartburn and indigestion"?...

Pharmacist: Absolutely ..Yes"

Ozzie "You sell wheelchairs, walkers and canes"?

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes"...

Ozzie: "and Adult Diapers"?

Pharmacist:..Sure..look where is all this leading... as we have the lot"?

Ozzie: "Well.. we'd like to use your Pharmacy premises as our Bridal Registry"...........

Hoo Roo.