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Infinite Loop


Infinite loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever, one action causing another action that reflects on the first action etc




A company CEO tells his secretary:
"
Next week we're going to a convention abroad and spend some quality time together, please make all the required arrangements."

The secretary calls her husband:

"
Next week the boss is taking me abroad for a week on business, please take care of yourself during this time."
 

The husband calls his lover:

"
My wife is going abroad for a week, lets spend it together..."
 

The lover, a private school teacher, tells the children:

"
Because of a personal problem, I will not be at school next week, so you'll be studying at home."
 

One of the kids went to his grandfather and said:

"
Grandpa, next week I don't have school, you promised me that if I had time off we'd go to the mountains together."
 

The grandfather, who was also the CEO, calls his secretary and tells her:

"
My grandson asked me to spend the week with him, so we're not going abroad."
 

The secretary calls her husband:

"
The boss cancelled, we'll be together, my love."
 

The husband calls his lover:

"
We can't spend the week together, my wife is staying."
 

The lover tells the kids:

"
My problem was solved, school is back on."

The kid goes to the grandfather:

"
Sorry grandpa, school is back on, I won't be able to go."
 

The CEO calls his secretary:

"
My grandson won't be able to spend next week with me, rebook the flight abroad"
 

The secretary calls her husband....


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I always get the last word in,
"yes Dear"

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but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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