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aussie_paul


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Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with
 the same complaint. 
 
 Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement
 The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed
 the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. 
 
 
The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for
 an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray,
 which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery
 scheduled for 6 months from then.  This schedule is probably optimistic at
 best. 
 
 
 Why the different treatment for the two patients? 
 
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The FIRST is a Golden Retriever. 
 
 The SECOND is a Senior Citizen. 
 
 
Aussie Paul. smile


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The Labs health insurence premiums are probably lower to.
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