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Robbing a Bank


 

 

 

Two robbers entered a bank in a small town.

One of them shouted: Dont move! The money belongs to the bank. Your lives belong to you.

Immediately all the people in the bank lay down on the floor quietly and without panic.

This shows how the right words can make everyone change their view of the world.

 

One woman lay on the floor in a provocative manner.

The robber approached her saying, Maam, this is a robbery not a date. Please behave accordingly.

This is an example of how to behave professionally, and focus on the goal..

 

While running from the bank the youngest robber (who had a university degree) said to the oldest robber (who had finished school with only basic qualifications): Hey, maybe we should count how much we stole.

The older man replied: Dont be stupid. Its a lot of money so lets wait for the news on TV to find out how much money was taken from the bank

This shows how life experience can be more important than a degree..

 

After the robbery, the manager of the bank said to his accountant: Lets call the cops and tell them how much has been stolen.

Wait, said the Accountant, before we do that, lets add the $800,000 we took for ourselves a few months ago and just say that it was stolen as part of todays robbery.

This is an example of taking advantage of an opportunity.

 

The following day it was reported in the news that the bank was robbed of $ 3 million. The robbers counted the money, but they found only $1 million so they started to grumble.

We risked our lives for $1 million, while the banks management robbed two million dollars without blinking? Maybe its better to learn how to work the system, instead of being a simple robber.

This is an example of how knowledge can be more useful than power.

Moral of the Story : Give a man a gun, and he can rob a bank. Give him a bank, and he can rob everyone.

 



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But wait a bit, why am I laughing at those # bankers?



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Love it, and what happened after the GFC shows how true this is.

Dave

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Clever stuff. Thanks for posting, Guns.

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