Ed walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee? ?
for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price --
the more sheer, the higher the price.
Naturally, Ed opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
Ed presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs Rebecca figures out a plan --she's no dummy, even though she be blonde-- "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself." Ed will NEVER know the difference
Rebecca appears naked on the balcony in 6" heels ... and strikes a pose.
Ed says, "Good God Almighty! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
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Funeral on Friday at Noon. Closed coffin
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