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Big Gorilla


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A man walks into a ****tail lounge and approaches

an attractive woman sitting by herself and asks,
"May I buy you a ****tail?"

 

"No thank you," she replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."

"Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

 

 

"No, they spread."



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Oooooo aaaaahhhhh.

To the naughty room with you BG blankstare



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where's that bar ? biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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_wombat_ wrote:

where's that bar ? biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

 Cebu City, Philippines... I'm going there tonight !! furiousfurious



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If it is anything like your avatar mate, you are sure to score.
She looks very happy.


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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitorism

"Persistent genital arousal disorder (PGAD) ... results in a spontaneous, persistent, and uncontrollable genital arousal in women, with or without orgasm or genital engorgement, unrelated to any feelings of sexual desire."

"A Dutch study has connected PGAD with restless legs syndrome."

Here's the male version:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

"Priapism is a potentially painful medical condition in which the erect penis does not return to its flaccid state, despite the absence of both physical and psychological stimulation, within four hours."

"Priapism can also be caused by reactions to medications ... and recreational drugs (alcohol, heroin and cocaine)."


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dorian wrote:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitorism

"Persistent genital arousal disorder (PGAD) ... results in a spontaneous, persistent, and uncontrollable genital arousal in women, with or without orgasm or genital engorgement, unrelated to any feelings of sexual desire."

"A Dutch study has connected PGAD with restless legs syndrome."

Here's the male version:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

"Priapism is a potentially painful medical condition in which the erect penis does not return to its flaccid state, despite the absence of both physical and psychological stimulation, within four hours."

"Priapism can also be caused by reactions to medications ... and recreational drugs (alcohol, heroin and cocaine)."

 is that y my wife got rid of me, bugger that i'll have another RED then  CHEERS. 



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