I have just been "told "I am MC at step Grandsons wedding on Sunday so I need a suitable joke for this wedding. Ha Ha it's no joke. Thank you G N s Desperate Daryl
John walks into his 5th floor apartment after a long day of work, he exhaustively sinks into his favorite arm chair, puts up his footrest, turns on the TV, and turns to his wife Hannah, Honey, please get me a hard drink, I think its about to start. Hannah rolls her eyes, heads to the kitchen, takes out a beer from the fridge, and brings it to John. Honey, said John, two minutes later, please get me another one quickly before it starts. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING! Hannah exclaimed, DO YOU THINK IM YOUR PERSONAL WAITER!? YOU PLOP YOURSELF DOWN ON YOUR EASY CHAIR AND EXPECT ME TO BE ON YOUR BECK AND CALL!? IS THAT ALL IM GOOD FOR!? John sighs, and mutters under his breath, it started.
May your honeymoon be like a kitchen table - 4 legs and no drawers.
Remember - too many springs on the inner spring this spring, causes off spring next spring.
Email to The Lucky Mrs ?????? -
You lucky girl, remember to look after him, cook for him, clean for him, comfort him, and make love to him every night.
Love from
Mr ?????????
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life -
I can't even get into my own pants!!!!!!
