The winning jokes from The Edinburgh Fringe Festival....... 

Ive decided to sell my Hoover well, it was just collecting dust Tim Vine 

Ive written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldnt fit it into my set Masai Graham. 

Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief Mark Watson. 

I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didnt work. You could only fill it in with number ones and number twos Bec Hill. 

I wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldnt let me Ria Lina. 

Money cant buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal Paul F Taylor. 

Scotland had oil, but its running out thanks to all that deep frying Scott Capurro. 

Ive been married for 10 years, I havent made a decision for seven Jason Cook. 

This show is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it Felicity Ward