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ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND


It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are over-sensitive, and there's nothing worse than an over-sensitive woman.

My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Carol Anne. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Carol Anne to get a full-time job, along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work.

Although she knows how hungry I get, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and to just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club, so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I get in. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating but now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner.

I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of ageing is complaining, I think..  For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two, or even three days. That way, she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any as it would help keep the weight off. I like to think tact is one of my strong points...
 

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half-finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man.. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me, too...

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Carol Anne. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your ageing wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.

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Ron died suddenly on January 31 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his a s s , with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledgehammer laying nearby. His wife Carol Anne was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defence that Ron, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.



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Absolute Gold. biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

 

What an ungrateful wife no



-- Edited by Bryan on Friday 15th of August 2014 09:41:44 PM

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Yes Ron was correct about ageing women.

They just can't cope with life.

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Cloak wrote:

Yes Ron was correct about ageing women.

They just can't cope with life.


  you'll be in the s--t with the ladies Cloakbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin might be best to jump in wombats holebiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

 

sorry girls you have to forgive himbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin 



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YEP, I'm right with Carol Ann on that one

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Only the sledge hammer would have gone up there tooooooooo



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I'm sure the ladies on our Forum that read this post, realize that it is only a joke, and that they are highly respected by husbands, boy friends and all others.....



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Keep diggin Ken!

 



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Ken that is actually funny, however I have just read the answer to all. In this months Caravan and Camping magazine is a wonderful article called, "The good wives guide" then and now. For example it goes like this, (if I had a scanner I would scan it in),

"Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal readon on time for his return"
NOW: DINNER? YOU'VE BEEN OUT FISHING ALL DAY AND NO FISH. IT'LL HAVE TO BE THE SENIORS SPECIAL AT THE RSL.

"Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he styas out all night. Count this as a minor compared to what he might have been through at work."
LOOKS LIKE TH EBLOKES ARE IN FOR A LONG NIGHT WATCHING THE FOOTY IN THE HAPPY HOUR SHED. HOORAY. TIME FOR DIRTY DANCING. "Nobody puts Baby in the corner"

And so it goes on, very funny and answers for the letter above. Worth buying the mag just for this article.

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Oh retired.... I thought this was about retarded..

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