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Are U Ready for the Old Age Home



Gotta love us seniors

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether
or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup
and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because
it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed
near the window?"




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Redlander wrote:


Gotta love us seniors

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether
or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup
and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because
it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed
near the window?"



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biggrin Redlander .when do you get your bedbiggrinbiggrin



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I have reserved bed No 2 next to the bed pans. Just in case

Cheers



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New Age Little Joey S - Isuzu MUX

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Despite the cost of living, it is still a very popular pass time.
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Redlander wrote:

I have reserved bed No 2 next to the bed pans. Just in case

Cheers


 Oh Pew.smilesmilesmilesmilesmile



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