There was a competition to swim the English C hannel doing only the breast stroke.

The three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.

After around 14 hours the brunette staggered ashore and was declared the winner.

About 40 minutes later the redhead crawled up onto the shore and was declared the 2nd placegetter.

Nearly 4 hours later the blonde finally came to shore and promptly collapsed in front of worried onlookers.

When asked why it took so long for her to complete the race, she replied " I don't want to sound like

I'm a sore loser, but I think the other two girls were using their arms."