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justcruisin01


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A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of golf
When she suffered a bee sting.

Her pain was so intense that she decided to return
To the clubhouse for help and
to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and
Asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'

'I was stung by a bee', she said.

'Where', he asked.

'Between the first and second hole', she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said,
'Then your feet are too far apart.'

 



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Gday...

Yeah no that'n drew a giggle

Cheers - John



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