As I have grown older: I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pi**ingeveryone off is a piece of cake.
Condoms dont guarantee safe sex any more.. a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the womans husband.
Lance Armstrong I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong,
especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races while on drugs.
When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.
Drive By A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didnt take my TV, just the remote.
Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick b****rd!
Pregnant Prostitute Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?" The prostitute replies, "Hey dumb asss, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you phart?
-- Edited by Dunmowin on Saturday 12th of July 2014 06:55:16 PM
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