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SUNBURN TREATMENT..


A man passed out on the beach in Naples, Florida for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees.

He went to the hospital, and  was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
 
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every  four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?'

 


The Doctor replied,

'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.'


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Big Gorilla wrote:
A man passed out on the beach in Naples, Florida for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees.

He went to the hospital, and  was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
 
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every  four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?'

 


The Doctor replied,

'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.'

.......And stop him from rolling off the bed ! wink biggrin 



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