A man was a train passenger, minding his own business, when the

gorgeous young woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby.

The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie,

Eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."

Five  minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said,

"Come on, honey.

Take it or I'll give  it

to this nice man here."

A few minutes later, the anxious

man exclaimed

"Come on kid.  Make up

your mind!

I was supposed to get off four stations ago!

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