Why a wife should trust her husband ... generally !!

 ONE MUST NEITHER PRESUME NOR ASSUME!!

*There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband.*


The wife comes home late at night from a night out with the girls. 
She quietly opens the door to her bedroom. 
From under the sheets she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the sheet as hard as
she can.

Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a
drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

"Hi, sweetheart," he says. "Your parents have come to visit us,
so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"