A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife: Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet. Inspector: What is her height ? Husband: I never checked. Inspector: Slim or healthy ?. Husband: Not slim , she can be healthy. Inspector: Color of eyes ? Husband: Never noticed. Inspector: Color of hair ? Husband: Changes according to season. Inspector: What was she wearing? Husband: Not sure . It may have been a dress or maybe a suit. Inspector: Was she driving? Husband: Yes. Inspector: Tell me the type colour of the car ? . . . . .. Husband: A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thin scratch on the front left door..and then the husband started crying...
