Donald Duck & Daisy


Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending

the night together in a hotel room and Donald

wanted to have sex with Daisy.


The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have

a condom?"


Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,
they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she

suggested.  So Donald went down to the lobby
and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.


"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out
from under the counter and gave it to Donald.


The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them
on your bill?"


"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"