Some of the artists from the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

Bobby Darin's....

"SPLISH SPLASH, I WAS HAVING A FLUSH"

Hermans Hermits

"MRS BROWN YOU'VE GOT A LOVERLY WALKER"

Ringo Star

"I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS"

The Bee Gees

'HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"

Roberta Flack

'THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOU FACE"

Johnny Nash

'I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW"

Paul Simon

'FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER"

The Commodores

'ONCE TWICE THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM'

Procol Harem

' A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR"

Leo Sayer

'YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING'

Abba

"DENTURE QUEEN"

Tony Orlando

'KNOCK THREE TIMES ON THE CEILING IF YOU HEAR ME FALL"

Helen Reddy

"I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME SNORE

Leslie Gore

IT'S MY PROCEDURE, AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TOO"

and last but not lest

Willie Nelson

'ON THE COMMODE AGAIN