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DANGEROUS COMMENT;


 

 Dangerous comment!!

 

 

 

Only An Australian Can Make You Feel Like A Woman

 


      A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and
things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

 

      One woman lost it completely.

 

      She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young
to die,' she cried.
      Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on
earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me
feel like a WOMAN?'

 

      For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate
woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood
up in the rear of the plane.

 

      He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt
as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his
shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.

 

      She gasped..

 

      Then, he spoke...

 

      'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'

 
 
 
  
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Be your self; there's no body better qualified !                    "I came into this world with nothing , I still have most of it"

 

JC.

 


 

                                             

                

    

                          

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