I was reading an article about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first schooner.

Got him a Tooheys.........he didn't like it - I drank it.

Then I got him a VB, he didn't like that either - so I drank it.

It was the same with XXXX and Crownies.

By the time we got down to the Bundy and Coke I could hardly push the farkin' pram home!!