Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week
vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain
announces: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have
some very bad news.
Our engines have ceased functioning and we will
attempt an emergency landing.
Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we
should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds
are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on
the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely
on the island.
An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks,
"Esther, did we pay our Visa and MasterCard bill yet?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks,
"Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?"
"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.
"One last thing Esther. Did you remember to send the
income tax cheque to Revenue Canada this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Abe," begged Esther. "I didn't send
that one, either."
Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.
Esther pulls away and asks him, "What was that for?"
Abe answers, "They'll find us!"
