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A good Lawyer


A lawyer defending a man in New York accused of burglary tried this creative defense: 
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles Your Honour.
His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by  his limb?"
                "Well put," the judge replied.
"Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to 5 year's imprisonment!
               He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled.
With his lawyer's assistance.. he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
                                                 How cool is that?
 
K.J.

 



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Caught Bowled and out.

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