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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an Army base? A flat Major

Q: Why did the lamp go on a diet?
A: Because it wanted to get light.

Q: What do a violin and a lawsuit have in common? 
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

 



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Good ones,have to remember them.

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