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THE BUTTOCKS;


 

The Buttocks

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the

Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the

Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body

Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate

Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body

That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come

from her buttocks.

Owing to the sensitive nature of the situation...they all agreed that they

would tell no one about where the skin came from.

After the surgery.....

everyone was astounded at the man's new face.

He looked more handsome than ever ! All his

Friends and relatives raved about his youthful

appearance....especially his mother!

One day, while alone with his wife, and

overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear,

I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.

How can I possibly repay you?'

'My darling,' she replied,

'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother

kiss you on the cheek.'

 



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Be your self; there's no body better qualified !                    "I came into this world with nothing , I still have most of it"

 

JC.

 


 

                                             

                

    

                          

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