Bryan wrote:

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Now I'm scaird two post

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 Zacly..

Bryan wrote:

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Now I'm scaird two post

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 ROFLMAO  

_wombat_ wrote:

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oldbobsbus wrote:

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Bryan wrote:

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Now I'm scaird two post

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 Zacly..

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 bugga bob, should be Xacly, but I'll give you that one 

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 Brings to mine a story about a lady that went to the doctors wondering why she was always considered ugly by her friends....

Certainly livened up an otherwise quiet Sunday evening. 

I did warn those of you who are obviously offended to not read it, but I guess that was akin to a red rag. 

I accept that some folks have quite legitimate reasons for being poor at English, but with a spell/grammar checker at your fingertips and a little understanding of the rules that I outlined, there is hope yet that you can do better.

In the meantime, we can all struggle to understand what it is you're trying to say.

Remember also that you LOSE your wheels due to LOOSE nuts and you can be QUITE sure that it is QUIET when there is no noise. 

My spelling gets worse as I age.. my excuse is eyesight not being as good as it used to be. If anybody gets lost in my typo's, I'll be happy to set them strait!

Vic, what does DILLIGAF mean? Have seen a motorhome with that written on the back.

There is an email going around, and at first glance it appears to be all gibberish, but if you starting reading it, one can deciper ooppss!!!! sorry folks that should read decipher, it your are in the top 10 to 20% of smart people.
Now I have never ever had a problem reading and understanding threads. There are times when I to hit the wrong key and hence a typo. Sorry again!!!
Agree with many of the comments, that we are not all Rhodes Scholars, and even the spell check is not accurate, as it is in many cases set the the American language ( I think) EG. we write a bank cheque, whilst in US, the write a bank check.
Anyway please do not walk away from this forum if you think that the above comments, and especially the opening remarks offended you.
I enjoy reading your threads.
Jay&Dee

I ain't offended just a bit of fun, and brian got what he was after, a debate on spelin & grama

Dougwe wrote:

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Yep, 2% Sunday lives 

Maybe the OP could put it in the right section, like in "I Digress" where it belongs, not in "General".



Who said that 

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 Dougwe, go back in your avan with the too backpackers. 

how's ya trip going?

Real good mate. In Penrith as we speak stirring the pot and plotting with Mongrel.

Gee, did I spell proppa?

Hey wombat mate, Mongrel keeps eying off the twins.

oldbobsbus wrote:

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_wombat_ wrote:

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oldbobsbus wrote:

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Does It Look Like I Give A Frig

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 bob, you got the last word incorrect or was that a intended slip?

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 Cindy would ban me for life if I typed the correct last word...

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 ya betta not a 

brian wrote:

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_wombat_ wrote:

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I ain't offended just a bit of fun, and brian got what he was after, a debate on spelin & grama

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  Damn, you figured it out.

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 ya, I'm not a silly as Dougwe thinks I am 

Phillipn wrote:

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I once knew a woman who would correct letters she received with a red pen and send them back to the writer.

The people stopped writing to her.

 

" If you are not smart enough to work it out, it`s time to shut up."

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  I wonder why 

don't give a rats r's

being an Aussie , & a lot of our ocker words are nautical .

Over the centuries & generations , annunciation , pronunciation & spelling changes .

eg - an American sailor will say "booee" we will say buoy , but he will spell it buoy .

My Mrs is a Yank , when I go Stateside , the Yanks LOVE hearing me talk Aussie .

So th "do gooders & spell check sherrifs can go bite their r's.

I'm back to th "naughty corner