Mick and Paddy have been invited to a party. They turn up, only to find out its a fancy dress party but the host tells them they cant come in unless they are dressed as an emotion.  Whats an emotions? asks Mick.

The host points to a lady dressed entirely in green. Shes come as Envy and that bloke over there dressed in red is Anger.

Ah says Paddy, Well be back

10 minutes later theyre back knocking on the door, the host opens the door and theres Mick, stark naked, with his d#%k in a custard tart and Paddys beside him with his in a pear.

The shocked host asks, what possible emotion are you dressed as

Mick replies Im F#%king dis custard and Paddys come in dis pear