The Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish captain - his

co-pilot is Chinese.  It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between

the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.  Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish c

captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese !!"

"No rike Chinese ?" asks the co-pilot, "Why not ?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbour, that's why !!"

"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah !!  That Japanese,

not Chinese !!"
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese.....doesn't matter - you're all alike !!"

There's a few minutes of silence.

"I no rike Jews !!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.

"Oh yeah, why not ?" asks the captain.

"Jews sink Titanic !!" says the co-pilot.

"What ? You're insane !! Jews didn't sink the Titanic !!" exclaims the captain.

 "It was an iceberg !!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg - all f###### same to me !!".