After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found

traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion

that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

 Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American

archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a

 story

 published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding traces

 of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already

 had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the

 British".

 One week later,  Australia s Northern Territory Times reported the

 following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Tennant

 Creek,Northern Territory, Knackers Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist,

 reported that he found absolutely f**k-all. Knackers has therefore

 concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless."

 ...Makes ya feel bloody PROUD to be AUSTRALIAN!

 Have a GREAT DAY.