An old bloke living in north Queensland owned a bit of a farm on which was a large pond.

It wasn't a bad swimming hole so he planted a couple of fruit trees around it and put in a picnic table.

One hot afternoon he decided to go down for a swim and pick some fuit while he was there.

Off he went with his five-gallon bucket and as he neared the pool he could female voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he got to the pool he saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

When the women saw him they screamed and moved to the deep end, shouting at him to p#ss off and refusing to get out until he left.

The old bloke replied "I didn't come down to perve and make you get out" holding up his bucket, he said "I'm here to feed the crocodiles!"

Some old blokes can still think pretty fast!