I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
Reincarnated but mustcome back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow.
I said: "You obviously haven't beenlistening."

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My wife has been missing a week now.
The police said to prepare for the worst.
So, I went down to Vinnies to get all of her clothes back.