HW in here please

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

HW in here please

Dougwe · Chief one feather

Bugga, obviously HW hasn't arrived in town yet cos you're on here wombat. smile I know she got the wombat scoop cos she signed for it and the bloke fitted it for her at no charge hmm

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

Dougwe wrote:
Bugga, obviously HW hasn't arrived in town yet cos you're on here wombat. I know she got the wombat scoop cos she signed for it and the bloke fitted it for her at no charge

I am not on the road so the scoop is NBG, I'm still here having another coffee, I love wombat coffee biggrin

Happywanderer · The Master

Sorry I'm late, I got lost. There was more than 2 buildings in Wombat. There were 3..
But no Gloria Jeans. You lied to me wombat. You said you meet all your friends at Gloria Jeans.
I'be taken photos of everything I could find including the naughty corner. Just have to work out how to get them from my phone onto the forum.
Did you know the population of wombat is 121. I was shocked, thought it would be one.

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

Happywanderer wrote:
Sorry I'm late, I got lost. There was more than 2 buildings in Wombat. There were 3..
But no Gloria Jeans. You lied to me wombat. You said you meet all your friends at Gloria Jeans.
I'be taken photos of everything I could find including the naughty corner. Just have to work out how to get them from my phone onto the forum.
Did you know the population of wombat is 121. I was shocked, thought it would be one.

its 1320 now, Gloria Jeans is just off the main street turn left at the big M. biggrin

yes I know the population cos I live there biggrin

see pic, it may help you find me, I have now had 15 coffee's so cannot drink anymore until I let some out. biggrin

Happywanderer · The Master

You can stop now I gone. Got sick of looking for you
May have to email you the photos, see if you can upload them, then I can write my little piece with them.

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

here are your pics, they were very big so I did a resize to 50%

-- Edited by _wombat_ on Monday 17th of February 2014 03:25:35 PM

Happywanderer · The Master

Thanks wombat. Being on my phone I hadn't resized them.
Think there's another couple to come.

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

Happywanderer wrote:
Thanks wombat. Being on my phone I hadn't resized them.
Think there's another couple to come.

only got 7 so far, maybe they fell down a wombat hole biggrin

Dougwe · Chief one feather

A pesky wombat on a rock hey.

Target practice anyone?

No problem, I will get the 303 out and do it myself, it will be done propa then blankstare

Happywanderer · The Master

_wombat_ wrote:
here are your pics, they were very big so I did a resize to 50%

-- Edited by _wombat_ on Monday 17th of February 2014 03:25:35 PM

Now, for everyone else except wombat because he already knows, number 1 is the restaurant he goes to every evening to eat scraps and

leaves.

Number 2 & 9 is the naughty corner would you believe. It's up in Wombat Heights, a old tin shed and nobody was home. I left quickly, didn't like the look of the other ferals hanging around.

Can't remember the order of the rest but you can see the Wombat hotel. When wombat

Happywanderer · The Master

Continued, when wombat is not lying around on that big rock in the sun, he is lounging back on that table at the pub under the verandah.
I also found out where he lives, see the really old house, I think it's number 8. Well, I went down into the cellar in there and lo and behold there was a dirty great big hole in the ground leading to underground tunnels. He sure has plenty of hiding places.
The 2 photos of the street are one looking back and one looking forward.

Happywanderer · The Master

Oh I forgot Wombats 2nds and salvage. This is where wombat sells all the junk he scrounges off the roads between Junee and Young.
He's a very busy wombat but making a fortune from ripping people off, selling the locals back stuff they didn't even know they had lost..
How did I do. An enjoyable visit to Wombat even though he wasn't home.

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

Happywanderer wrote:
Oh I forgot Wombats 2nds and salvage. This is where wombat sells all the junk he scrounges off the roads between Junee and Young.
He's a very busy wombat but making a fortune from ripping people off, selling the locals back stuff they didn't even know they had lost..
How did I do. An enjoyable visit to Wombat even though he wasn't home.

Thanks MATE biggrin biggrin

Happywanderer · The Master

What a weird mob, nobody but me, you and Doug commenting.
Over 230 looks though.
I thought it was funny anyway. Went to A lot of trouble to organise this thread, didn't we wombat.

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

Happywanderer wrote:
What a weird mob, nobody but me, you and Doug commenting.
Over 230 looks though.
I thought it was funny anyway. Went to A lot of trouble to organise this thread, didn't we wombat.

I enjoyed it biggrin biggrin

dazren · Guru

Happy wanderer wrote . === What a weird mob, nobody but me, you and Doug commenting.
Over 230 looks though.
I thought it was funny anyway. Went to A lot of trouble to organise this thread, didn't we wombat.
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OOOHHH !! fair suck of the Sav, Marj . I am sure you will get more people commenting. A lot of us are still working you know, ?/ I have read the post and have found it most interesting And it was good to hear that SOMEONE else has been to Wombat, as we were beginning to think it was a Myth, invented by Our Womby ??

So if you do not mind ?? I would also like to say something ??? confuse wink aww biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

'' NO Comment ?? wink biggrin biggrin

Happywanderer · The Master

Thanks for that Dazren, comment much appreciated. You could have left of the NO.

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

its very rare that dazren is lost for words biggrin

sarg · Guru

Yes I have been there quite a few yrs ago and I think the population was a lot less then.
The "Wombat Grog Shed" up in Wombat Heights must be an Elite Area I would think, especially since The Wombat took up residence AND the area has had a great population explosion.
There used to be a plaque on the rock supporting the sculpture of the First Wombatian Freeloader....uummmm sorry, Settler.
I think it said something about the First Wombat being The Great granddaddy and the Know it all..uummmmm sorry (again) Oh Great Wise One.
And that all of his offspring and followers will be greatly less a Smarty Pants ....uuummmmm wise. Gee sorry (again).....
And there will be none as good looking as the greatest granddaddy of them all. And so it Will Be !! And has been since.
That is why all the generations of wombations since The great One have lived and hidden down bloody great holes.......And history has evidence that the holes over the generations have been getting quite a very very much greater and rounder, especially the clan that has been exiled to the Western side of the country. (The Naughty Corner) ..........So It Has Been Written !!!

Happywanderer · The Master

Well said sarg. That will explain all those tunnels when I looked down the hole under that old house.

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

I don't think I like sarg anymore biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

but well said hmm

dazren · Guru

Wombat wrote, --- its very rare that dazren is lost for words biggrin

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Yeah !!! I have been a bit Quite lately, Because I loaned a lot of my Words to Dougwe "" hmm hmm

But I am going to take them back, hmm Because Dougwe has been only using them to attack my mate wombat. And this is '' just not on ''

Dougwe also wanted to borrow my old 303 Rifle ?? muttered something about going to some town to shoot up a wombat statue confuse confuse

then he wanted to know How to Load it, because he knows ''Nothing about Guns'' cry cry

Well Wombat Mate !! Do not worry to much as I have told Dougwe That this is a ''SPECIAL' type 303, you do not put Bullets in it

And when he gets to that Town he is to point it at the Statue, ?? AND SHOUT OUT LOUD ,, BANG, BANG, BANG. and he will find that the statue will be dead cry and If he keeps looking at it ?? he will see it will not move ??

Geez you can trick that Dougwe Easy ?/ wink biggrin biggrin

dazren · Guru

Happywanderer wrote [ in part ]

I left quickly, didn't like the look of the other ferals hanging around.

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Really, Marj, that was not nice, ?? The Big hairy one you seen is wombats 1st cousin, and He took a liking to you and was thinking Hmm another Bride ?? He had sent an Email off to the Head wombat, ?? asking if you could be his wife and bear his children, ??

LUCKY for You the Head Wombat [ we all know him as Our Womby ] told his Hairy cousin that NO you are not available to be his New bride and Mother to his children

As it Is written in ''WOMBAT LAW'' That it is not permissable ?? as a Union between an ''OUTSIDER'' and a ''INSIDER'' is forbidden by Ancient Wombat Law ??

As any off-spring you had would be an ''OUT-BRED'' and since the beginning of time ALL WOMBATS HAVE BEEN ''IN-BRED

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

you should NEVER loan anything to Dougwe, it will be very very hard to get them back again. biggrin

not only does he know nothing about guns he know nothing about anything biggrin

once again it was Dougwe that went off topic and all HW & I wanted was a cup of coffee biggrin

Dougwe · Chief one feather

I'm not going to make a comment cos I don't go "Off Topic".

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

Dougwe wrote:
I'm not going to make a comment cos I don't go "Off Topic".

Bxxx Sxxx biggrin

dazren · Guru

wombat wrote ---

Dougwe wrote:
I'm not going to make a comment cos I don't go "Off Topic".

Bxxx Sxxx biggrin

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Hear, Hear, !! Womby, I agree with you, wink Dougwe !! that comment is the biggest load of '' Bull Excrement '' ever put on the forum ?? aww wink biggrin biggrin biggrin

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

Dougwe wrote:
I'm not going to make a comment cos I don't go "Off Topic".

its my topic so anybody can go off topic whenever they want to. yawn

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

dazren wrote:
wombat wrote ---
Dougwe wrote:
I'm not going to make a comment cos I don't go "Off Topic".
Bxxx Sxxx
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Hear, Hear, !! Womby, I agree with you, Dougwe !! that comment is the biggest load of '' Bull Excrement '' ever put on the forum ??

I'll second that biggrin