An elderly father found a vibrator in his daughters bedroom and asked her about it.
She told him that she was 40 years of age, unmarried, hadn't had sex with a man and that she had to have a life!
The next evening she came home to find her dad sitting with a whiskey dry in one hand and the vibrator in the other.
'What are you doing?' she asked him.
'What does it look like,' he replied, ' I'm having a drink with my son - in - law!'
HA HA HA ,,good one............
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.