I've got a new neighbour!
She lives right next door!
I can see her place from my back deck!
She's single!
She's blonde
She has the body of a porn star!
I watched as she came from work this evening!
I was surprised when she waled up my driveway and nocked on my door!
I rushed to open it, she looked in the eye and said
"I've just got home, and I'm so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free , I have no plans at all"
She said "Great, could you look after my dog?"
Being a senior citizen really sucks!
Never get so busy making a living
that you forget to make a life
Cheers Peter and Sue
"If I agree with you we'll both be wrong"
No, I'm not busy, I did it right the first time.
Self-powered wheelie walker, soon a power chair (ex. Nomad)
