A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining
of an embarrassing itch in the groin area.
The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up
and stands her on his desk.He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under.
A little perplexed, she hears, snip, snip, snip, snip.
The doctor emerges from under her skirt.
"How's that?" he asks"Well, it's a lot better, actually," she says,
"but...........it's still there."Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt. Snip, snip, snip, snip..Out he comes. "How's that now?" he asks again, more confident."That's wonderful! What did you do?" she asked.
"I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots!"
