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DO YOU KNOW JESUS


An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers

and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch; sit with the workers; and talk with them.
She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. Sporting a big smile,

she walked up to the group and asked: "And do you men know Jesus Christ?"
They shook their heads and looked at each other. Very confused.


One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled down, "Why?"
The worker yelled back, Cause his Mum's here with his lunch."

(Remind me to say 6 Hail Marys before I go to bed)

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good 1 Sarg .

Reminds me of a neighbours run in with th penguins .

Old mate is a builder , his team is fixing a job at th convent .

Everything is going along ok , at lunch Mother Superior comes down for an

inspection . Any problems MS asks Old Mate , wellll the building work is going along just fine .

But we did agree at the start of the job , that the men would Not swear . I have not heard anybody

swearing MS . What are they saying . Well everybody is calling out & yelling out farky .

Old mate has a bit of a chuckle . No , they're not swearing MS , they are calling out for me .

My name is Farquar.

Richo



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Ha Ha.....love it!!biggrin



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