Wife came home from a garage sale and excitedly told her husband she had bought a magic mirror.
Bull dust! was his reaction.
She said no, watch this, she stood in front of the mirror and said " mirror, mirror on the wall make my bust size forty four."
Woosh, and she had the best looking breast her husband had ever seen.
Give me ago, he said. "Mirror mirror on the wall make my penis touch the floor"
Both his legs fell off!
Never get so busy making a living
that you forget to make a life
Blessed is the cracked for it is they who let in the light.
