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                                A  flat-chested young lady went to Dr Smith about  enlarging her breasts. 


         Dr  Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower,  rub your chest and say,

          'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'
 
 She did this faithfully for several months! 
 
 To her utter  amazement she grew terrific  D-cup boobs!
 
 
 One   morning she was running late, got on the bus,
 
 and in a panic realized she had forgotten her  morning ritual.
 
Frightened she might   lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the   little rhyme,
 She  stood up in the middle aisle of the bus, closed  her eyes and said,

           'Scooby   doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies.'  

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and   asked,   
                           
   'Oh!    Are you a patient of Dr Smiths? 
'Yes I   am... How did you know?'

He winked and   replied, "
 
Hickory Dickory Dock "     biggrinbiggrinbiggrin


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Loved it

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