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sarg


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THE ARNOTT'S BISCUIT STORY.

Mr. "Monte Carlo" was a fresh biscuit,

He took Mrs "Vo Vo" for a "Morning Coffee".

He put his hand on her "Milky Way"

And she thought it was "Nice"

But when he put his "Scotch Finger"

On her "Date Slice"

She grabbed him by his "Ginger Nuts"

         Which made him "Sao"!

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Very clever sarg, I worked at Arnotts years on contract for a brief period......put on weight while I was there.

Just as well Tim Tam was present to sort out Mr Monte Carol and send him on his way on his Wagon Wheel......

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HA HA HA HA nice one Vic   biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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