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You could be committed to an Asylum if!!!


Hard to see who would be left!!!

 



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I see "Shooting of Daughter" up there with "Superstition"!

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Gerty Dancer wrote:

I see "Shooting of Daughter" up there with "Superstition"!


 What if you shot your son?????



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Ah now! That would be a capital offense and you'd have been hung, but for a daughter you're just committed.

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Always knew I should be in the funny farm - but now I now it definitely! Way back when 50's and 60's Mum used to get a cough mixture made up by the Chemist, you know when they used to have their 'recipe books' full of potions etc, well .... that cough mixture was eventually banned and Mum could no longer get it, 'cause it had opium in it!!! My sister and I jokingly used to refer to the fact that Mum 'drugged' us up. Tasted good too!

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OOOHH DEAR....Looks like I'm stuffed,on many accountsnono



-- Edited by 2foot6 on Friday 17th of January 2014 01:23:46 PM

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SOME  POLITICIANS  AND  BABIES  NAPPIES  SHOULD  BE  CHANGED  OFTEN FOR  THE SAME  REASON.



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Pejay wrote:

Always knew I should be in the funny farm - but now I now it definitely! Way back when 50's and 60's Mum used to get a cough mixture made up by the Chemist, you know when they used to have their 'recipe books' full of potions etc, well .... that cough mixture was eventually banned and Mum could no longer get it, 'cause it had opium in it!!! My sister and I jokingly used to refer to the fact that Mum 'drugged' us up. Tasted good too!


 Very funny, probably the equivalent now is Phernergan commonly known as Mother's little helper....biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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"Drugging children" wasn't a reason to be locked up, although "Domestic Trouble" was!!!! OMG if this is for real its scary!

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I used to get '_______Gripe Water' for our colicky babies. Worked well. Then discovered it had a liberal dash of alcohol in it!



-- Edited by neilnruth on Friday 17th of January 2014 03:25:44 PM

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Oh yes GD this was for real, and what we now classify as child abuse today was very, very real too. Can even remember the chemists' names too.

But if you look at old tales/ medical books from the 1800's their mixtures did include opiats etc. I came across it in an historical novel some time ago, and nearly fell off my seat when I read that the Apothicary gave this cough mixture with opium in it.

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Crikey, barina, I reckon you and I could share a padded room, going on some of that stuff!!!!! And Gerty as well!!!!

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jules47 wrote:

Crikey, barina, I reckon you and I could share a padded room, going on some of that stuff!!!!! And Gerty as well!!!!


 SHHHHH do not tell anyone where i am..biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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Oh, forgot that's where you spend your days!!!

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It seems to me this list was probably extracted from an admissions book from the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum, rather than a list of things that could get you locked up in there. That is, the actual reason given in the admissions book for each particular patient. Pretty scary though.

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They're coming to take me away he he ha ha to the funny farm where life is free.

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I used to get '_______Gripe Water' for our colicky babies. Worked well. Then discovered it had a liberal dash of alcohol in it!



-- Edited by neilnruth on Friday 17th of January 2014 03:25:44 PM


 Hope my daughter don't find out about the alcohol, she is a very fussy first time mother.................. I introduced her to gripe water and it sure works



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Masturbation, tobacco and the Salvation Army"........is nothing safe?


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This must have been the guide used to get most of the current bunch into the Canberra Asylum.

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Rip and Rosie wrote:

Masturbation, tobacco and the Salvation Army"........is nothing safe?


 biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

Don't think much was left out maybe could make a comeback with some refining!!!!!!!!!



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I used to get '_______Gripe Water' for our colicky babies. Worked well. Then discovered it had a liberal dash of alcohol in it!



-- Edited by neilnruth on Friday 17th of January 2014 03:25:44 PM


My grandmother got the same effect by just dipping the baby's dummy in brandywink 



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I like the sound of "Dissolute Habits" and "Immoral Life".  Just how big was this asylum?  Somewhere around 7 692 024 square kilometres maybe?



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Kooroorinya Kelpie wrote:

This must have been the guide used to get most of the current bunch into the Canberra Asylum.


 Thought the same thing thought would include past and present inhabitants of the Canberra Asylum

I noticed these reasons defiant apply:

Politics

Political Excitement

Bad Habits & Political Excitement

So sums it up.

 

 



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They're coming to take me away he he ha ha to the funny farm where life is free.


 And life is beautiful all the time..........

haha, hehe,hoho,hoho - they're coming to take me awaaaaaay!!!!!



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Gerty Dancer wrote:

Ah now! That would be a capital offense and you'd have been hung, but for a daughter you're just committed.


 Shooting does not necessarily result in death. Also, it could be that someone could go mad after an accidental shooting.



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Ah now! That would be a capital offense and you'd have been hung, but for a daughter you're just committed.


 Shooting does not necessarily result in death. Also, it could be that someone could go mad after an accidental shooting.


I'd sure get mad as in angrybiggrin. could you get committed for that? 



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If you're going to shoot someone you would have to be very committed. :)

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