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Have to agree with you Vic.  I don't try and steer people in the right direction any more after what happened last time.  Some people seem to take any suggestions as a personal attack, when that is not the case at all. 

As you said, all they have to do, is read the rules .

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Have to agree with you Vic.  I don't try and steer people in the right direction any more after what happened last time.  Some people seem to take any suggestions as a personal attack, when that is not the case at all. 

As you said, all they have to do, is read the rules .

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What's the difference between a duck?


 Well Cloak , though long , !!And!!, deep,, about the difference between a !!Duck!!,  this is what I have come up with ,,, a person throws a stone at you , !!No!!, lets say a person throws stick at you , you duck,,,,,   !!Now lets say you are driving along in your RV, and you see a duck running across the road , im sure the duck will not duck ,,!!But run for its life ,,,   that's about as deep as I think ,,, also as you can see I  haven put a joke in this response , soooooo im sure this reply is in the right room ,  enjoy  Nomads...........  Ps  love and kisses from Julie and I,,, !!Or should that be Julie and me ,,,????????  is putting Hehehehe in the post , out of the question,?????  Tooooooo......   Billeeeeeee

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There's a very good reason why there are no jokes in the Bible, ya know. Can't have the priest giggling during a sermon. Nor the congregation for that matter. Sermons are about serious stuff. When was the last time someone told you to "have fun" as you headed off to church?

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 Thank you Cloak, you have set me free,  don't think that was fun-ny at all , !!But!!, please don't go to the joke room with that, its not ,,,am I aloud to say funny,  stay excited Cloak, and as Confuscious would say ; Man on hill, not necessarily  on the level.......<<<< that was not a joke......    Billeeeeeee

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I was referring to humourous responses rather than reading a Friday jokes page per se...which I have never done and am not interested in....I was referring to humour in genuine posts.....I'm of Irish extraction and tend to see some humour when folk are getting their proverbial knickers in a knot....and I tend to post that way......
Vic, if you are referring to 'straight' Jokes as such then I tend to agree they go where folk expect to be titillated by jokes....however if your post is directed at humourous ways of making a point in a genuine post......then I will stand to be castigated by Cindy....with all due respect..please don't tell me and I'm sure others, to start sucking eggs at our stage of life and telling me to go elsewhere, when you sir, have missed my point, not t'other way round.....
I think Billeeeeee, is that enough 'E's, can be a breath of fresh air in some genuine general forum posts, especially when there has been considerable unwarranted heated farting over some subject that doesn't really warrant us taking a week off our collective limited lives seriously worrying about them....like whether the correct protocols are being carried out at some 'Happy Hours.....if someone is wearing out their welcome at a Happy Hour then I suggest someone should man/woman up and tell them so at the time..why piffle on about it over some 3 pages on here? ..but perhaps that's the Irish coming out in me again.....Hoo Roo



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"There can be all sorts of humour - not necessarily "jokes - different things altogether. "



Agreed, I am talking about where jokes are posted.  It is an RV forum, not a joke forum.  


 Vic - what I am saying is - there can be humour in the "General" forum, because of the subject matter sometimes - but a joke - i.e. "Why does a chicken cross the road" - should be in Just Joking - I think this is what most people would like to see - humourous things put in I Digress are often not "jokes" - but just funny "things".

Now you see why Happy Wanderer nor I put up a post about this - misinterpretation!!


Yes I understand that Jules and that is why I agreed, however Jokes (not humour) were on the increase in General and bumping items about the lifestyle off the page, it is very frustrating and so easy to put the jokes where they belong.  Unfortunately some newer members have not read the forum rules and just follow what everyone else is doing which makes it worse for the forum in general (pun intended).

My original post on this thread has been misinterpreted by some and the odd sarcastic reply by some of those doesn't do them any favours.  



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My point as well - and yes, I think some people get their knickers in knots very easily!!

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May I humbly suggest that jokes may be better posted in the Joke Section or the I Digress Section?

See also forum rules;  "The forum is divided into a number of sections to allow members and visitors to more easily find the discussions that are of interest to them. We ask that members try to post in the most appropriate section for their subject matter in order to facilitate the smooth running and efficiency of the forum. If members inadvertently post in the wrong section, we may for the sake of clarity and consistency move the topic to a more suitable location. If we move your post, please do not take offence. We only do so to ensure the efficiency of the forum, and to enable members and visitors to more easily access the information or discussions they are interested in."

Unfortunately the webby does not always have to time to move posts to where they should be.    


For those who seem to have trouble the difference between a suggestion and telling others "how to suck eggs" perhaps you would like to re-read the thread.  I for one like to read posts that are important to me and others on General without Jokes (the thread says jokes, nothing about humour).  As has been said, there is a section for Jokes but a few are ignoring this fact.  There are some here that like to show their intelligence with sarcasm but as we all know that is the lowest form of wit, so they are not doing themselves any favours.

I put my suggestion as nicely as I could but apparently that is not good enough for some who have taken umbrage at it.  I am glad there are many on this forum that see it from my perspective and I thank you for your support.   For the others, well I will just have to say we will have to differ with our opinions.  



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Im not aloud to post anymore on this thread,,, !!Julie!! says so.............im excited, !!But!!, not as excited as before she told me,,,,,,,,but im sure by tomorrow I will be maxed out again with excitement,,,,  Billeeeeeee

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billeeeeeee wrote:

Im not aloud to post anymore on this thread,,, !!Julie!! says so.............im excited, !!But!!, not as excited as before she told me,,,,,,,,but im sure by tomorrow I will be maxed out again with excitement,,,,  Billeeeeeee

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I'll make a deal with you Billeeeeeee, I won't post anymore either on the subject to keep the peace..... 



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If you can't tell the difference between a joke and a humorous response to a more serious post then you probably shouldn't be allowed to wander the streets alone never mind posting on forums such as this. Vic makes a valid observation that is not difficult to understand and I'm amazed that adults are unable to comprehend what he's trying to say.

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If you can't tell the difference between a joke and a humorous response to a more serious post then you probably shouldn't be allowed to wander the streets alone never mind posting on forums such as this. Vic makes a valid observation that is not difficult to understand and I'm amazed that adults are unable to comprehend what he's trying to say.

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I find it hard to comprehend that some individuals post when odviously under the influence of various sustances and post uninteligable stuff that is hard to understand at the best of times. Don,t get me wrong- I love a good joke, but am constantly saddened by the bickering and personal attacks that come with some posts. I have even got to the stage that I don,t even read some posts by these people.Its just more of the same.Sane discussions are to be encouraged.I know I will probably be vilified for saying this,but it has to be said. Bill

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as I have stated Many times b4 , I Only read The Funnies & Gen section .

Don't want to end up in th'grumpy old man section



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I wasn't going to post on this subject anymore, but just wanted to say one more thing.

What worries about me most about this forum is that it is provided free by our benefactor Cindy and she is the rock the forum depends on.

All she asks in return is that we comply with her forum rules which some do not seem to want to do and ruin it for the other members.  It seems such a simple thing to do in return and yet there are those who seek to do otherwise to the detriment of the forum in general.

God Forbid if something happens to Cindy healthwise or she decides enough is enough, there goes the forum.  It is HER forum, not ours, and our use of the forum depends on her goodwill.  If we can't abide by her simple rules for the forum then we don't deserve to be on it, it is not a big ask.

Cindy is also running a business and does not always have time to monitor the threads and posts on the forum so things stray off course and I believe we can all help the forum survive by all doing our bit to comply with the rules she has set in place to keep the forum running smoothly. 

We owe our thanks to her for her generosity in providing such a great forum, I just hope she can continue to do so, sometimes she must wonder if it is worth it.

 

 

 







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Well said Vic. Act like adults and not spoilt children who can't have it all their own way.

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Vic41 wrote,     wasn't going to post on this subject anymore, but just wanted to say one more thing.

What worries about me most about this forum is that it is provided free by our benefactor Cindy and she is the rock the forum depends on.

All she asks in return is that we comply with her forum rules which some do not seem to want to do and ruin it for the other members.  It seems such a simple thing to do in return and yet there are those who seek to do otherwise to the detriment of the forum in general.

God Forbid if something happens to Cindy healthwise or she decides enough is enough, there goes the forum.  It is HER forum, not ours, and our use of the forum depends on her goodwill.  If we can't abide by her simple rules for the forum then we don't deserve to be on it, it is not a big ask.

Cindy is also running a business and does not always have time to monitor the threads and posts on the forum so things stray off course and I believe we can all help the forum survive by all doing our bit to comply with the rules she has set in place to keep the forum running smoothly. 

We owe our thanks to her for her generosity in providing such a great forum, I just hope she can continue to do so, sometimes she must wonder if it is worth it.

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Geez !! Vic, Very well written,, -- Wish I had wrote that, ---?? How could Anyone read that and Disagree with what you have stated ?  - I to !! will make one LAST comment on this thread, ?? and that is EVERYONE sit back , Chill out, THINK about just how Lucky we are, For Cindy to provide this ''Meeting place'' for us all, Let us ALL help Cindy, in Anyway possible, to Show our Appreciation, Thanks, and Gratitude,?? and the Easiest way we can ALL DO THIS, iS FOLLOW THE EASY RULES AND GUIDLINES, ?? that Cindy put in place, ? to Lesson Her Workload, . I know that I offend at some time, But following all the ''Just and Un-just ?? comments on this thread ?? I intend to make every effort to obey the simple easy to follow rules and guidelines set out by our wonderful host, If I can do it ?? YOU CAN TO !!smile

 



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Vic41 wrote,     wasn't going to post on this subject anymore, but just wanted to say one more thing.

What worries about me most about this forum is that it is provided free by our benefactor Cindy and she is the rock the forum depends on.

All she asks in return is that we comply with her forum rules which some do not seem to want to do and ruin it for the other members.  It seems such a simple thing to do in return and yet there are those who seek to do otherwise to the detriment of the forum in general.

God Forbid if something happens to Cindy healthwise or she decides enough is enough, there goes the forum.  It is HER forum, not ours, and our use of the forum depends on her goodwill.  If we can't abide by her simple rules for the forum then we don't deserve to be on it, it is not a big ask.

Cindy is also running a business and does not always have time to monitor the threads and posts on the forum so things stray off course and I believe we can all help the forum survive by all doing our bit to comply with the rules she has set in place to keep the forum running smoothly. 

We owe our thanks to her for her generosity in providing such a great forum, I just hope she can continue to do so, sometimes she must wonder if it is worth it.

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Geez !! Vic, Very well written,, -- Wish I had wrote that, ---?? How could Anyone read that and Disagree with what you have stated ?  - I to !! will make one LAST comment on this thread, ?? and that is EVERYONE sit back , Chill out, THINK about just how Lucky we are, For Cindy to provide this ''Meeting place'' for us all, Let us ALL help Cindy, in Anyway possible, to Show our Appreciation, Thanks, and Gratitude,?? and the Easiest way we can ALL DO THIS, iS FOLLOW THE EASY RULES AND GUIDLINES, ?? that Cindy put in place, ? to Lesson Her Workload, . I know that I offend at some time, But following all the ''Just and Un-just ?? comments on this thread ?? I intend to make every effort to obey the simple easy to follow rules and guidelines set out by our wonderful host, If I can do it ?? YOU CAN TO !!smile

 


 I'm sure this bought a tear To 74901_684714698239833_1239311899_n.jpg Cindy's eyes,,, Guy's....it bought tears to mine.......Hehehehe....  Vic, you said..........  Billeeeeeee...........

 



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Hi all. Thanks for your input and apologies for not replying earlier.  we are away with limited internet access. It would be great if everyone could try to post in the most appropriate section. Also. If anyone has any problems or issues with a post or another member, pplease contact me direct and I will try to sort it out.



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