Good one.
Reminds me of the story about the young couple talking to the doctor about the fact that their newborn son had no eyelids.
The doctor asked if they intended to have him circumcised, and if so, then they could use that for a skin graft to fashion a pair of eyelids.
The father was concerned that this may make the child ****eyed, but the doctor dismissed this concern and added that if anything the boy would be very foresighted.