T'was the night before Christmas, and three men arrived at the 'Pearly Gates'.

St Peter said, "Being the time of year, to grant entry, you have to show me something that represents Christmas."

The first guy steps up, and pulls a few leaves out of his pocket.
St Peter, "What is that?"
The first guy replies,"Holly."
St Peter, "Fair enough."
and in through the gate he goes.

The second guy fronts up, and pulls a set of keys out of his pocket.
St Peter, "And?"
Second guy replies, "Jingle Bells." and with that he give them a shake.
St Peter, "Right."
and so he enters the Pearly Gates.

The last guy moves up, and pulls a pair of ladies knickers out of his pocket.
St Peter, "And what have they got to do with Christmas?"
Last guy replies, "They're Carol's."

Merry Christmas to you all, and all those that you hold dear to you.