A Mate sent me this today, had to chuckle.

Four old  guys are walking down a street in Maroochydore. They turned a  corner and see a sign that says, 
Old Timer's Bar -  all drinks 10  cents! 

They look at  each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be  true.

The old  barman says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and  let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?'

There seemed to  be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men ask for a martini.. In short  order, the barman serves up four iced Martinis... shaken, not stirred,  and says, 'That'll be 10 cents each, please.'

The four men  stare at the barman for a moment. Then look at each other...they can't  believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their Martinis, and  order another round.

Again, four excellent Martinis are produced and the barman   again saying, 'That's 40 cents, please..' They pay the  40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand. They have each had two Martinis and so far they've spent less than a  dollar.

Finally one  of the men says, 'How can you afford to serve Martinis as good as these  for a 10 cents each?'                               
'I'm a  retired tailor from Sydney,' the barman said, 'and I always wanted to  own a  bar. Last year I won  $25 million in Lotto and decided  to open this place. Every drink costs ten cents - wine, liquor, beer, it's  all the same.'

Wow!!!! That's quite a story,' says one of the  men.

The four of them sipped at their Martinis and couldn't help  but notice seven other people at the end of the bar who didn't have drinks  in front of them, and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were  there. One man gestures at the seven at the end of the bar without drinks  and asks the barman  'What's with them?'

The   barman says, 'Oh, they're all grey nomads from the caravan park, waiting for happy hour when drinks are half  price.'