A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots sheloves. The husband says,"No chance, love, they're way too expensive"Later on, in bed, the wife is just falling asleep, when the husband trieshis luck and places his hand on her hip and then lower on to her thigh.She turns to him and says."I don't think so, mate. If you're not prepared to shoe the horse, then yousure as hell ain't riding it!"
