I was sitting with the computer the other day drafting my will and I called out to my wife, "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU
, LOVE!"
SHE SHOUTED BACK "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY BASTARD!!
Mark & Chris
You are only young once but, you can be immature for ever.
Alan and Adele
The Mongrel
and Delilah